Sunday, July 13, 2008


Hi there everybody (all of maybe 2 folks ... heh he). What a busy busy world we live in, eh? I'm constantly reminded of how self-important we all are.
With that said... I'm going to talk about myself. HA! But, not because I love doing that ... it's because I need to sometimes hear myself so that I can understand at what point of ridiculousness my thinking is at. Sometimes it's raw and really out in the middle of nowhere where my cell phone gets no bars. Sometimes, it's right in the middle of night street lights - dense with people swerving together ... like a school of fish.
Lately, I've just been chillin' since I got back from the road. Oh yea ... lemme explain. So, I mentioned that I am a concert tour photographer. See. I'm not a "lying stripper" ... I'm an oxymoron ... an "honest stripper". But, I'm being sarcastic ... I will THAT explain later.

For now ... yes, I am a concert tour photographer. I work for a major sponsor and live on a bus with 12 other people several weeks, sometimes months, at a time. Imagine that? Sounds fun. It certainly is. But I can promise you that human beings really stink after a while.
However, that is besides the point. As I was saying ... I've been chilling and haven't been back to the club for almost 2 months. You see, I've been dancing off and on for 6 years. I started doing it in San Francisco (I lived there up til' 2 years ago). Yea. That's not the cheapest place to live. So, in order to do these silly unpaid, full-time, Monday-Friday journalism and multi-media internships, I HAD to get creative.
There I was -- swinging on a brass pole at night while fact checking for Mother Jones Magazine and producing radio during the day. I guess you can say that I'm a pretty seasoned, "exotic dancer", "stripper", "naked entertainer" ... or slut. Your label about me all depends on what sorta dysfunctional background you come from, I guess. :::Raising My HAND::: I come from one too! No judgments.

As I was saying, I haven't been back to the club in 2 months. And for the first time in my life I seriously, seriously don't want to. I think I've learned all that I need to from that experience and am entering a new phase in my life. I've recently realized something about this blog. I'm BEGINNING to write about stripping just as I'm ready to RETIRE my clear stilettos. I am entering the "hindsight" of it all (pun intended). Hindsight? Yes. There is MUCH to be learned about life through stripping -- if you pay attention.

OH ... and one reader asked me if I like it? Yes. I like it. I like the expression dancing part of it (and OTHER things that I will explore in this blogging journey). But, when it comes down to drunken, fraternity "I never come to these sorts of places" boys -- no --- I don't like it. But, yes -- I love moving slowly, sweating, and the liberating feeling I get from dancing on stage.


I have many, many stories and hard lessons learned and look forward to exploring them here with you. I'm just giving some "obligatory" background info so that you know I'm human. Oh no! Human.
Yes. I am. How do I know this?
I just blew my nose. Gross.

Thanks to my already life friends and new readers for coming by ... it's very cool to spill the beans with you.
Come back tomorrow ... I will have a gift.


Til then ...
--C

2 comments:

{D} said...

Oh...those clear stilletos in retirement! Girl...they have walked you thru some strange sh*t in those years. They've serve you well. Now let them walk you into another phase of your life!! I believe in you! Hugs n Kisses!! Luv ya!

K. L. Byrd said...

Hey thanks! No problem. I love your work. Thank you, i'm glad you liked the poem. There's plenty more for me to post up that i've written. Check back often for new poems! You know it's funny...people say that alot: I have insight into people, I read people easily or that I'm an old soul. Whichever it is I guess it's working for me eh? ;)